Captain Hook

Captain Hook must remember
Not to scratch his toes.
Captain Hook must watch out
And never pick his nose.
Captain Hook must be gentle
When he shakes your hand.
Captain Hook must be careful
Openin' sardine cans
And playing tag and pouring tea
And turnn' pages of his book.
Lots of folks I'm glad I ain't -
But mostly Captain Hook!

-Shel Silverstein

Mood: Silly
Music: Weezer - Say It Isnt So